UPDATE: I’m leaving this post up as an archive, but ZOID is no longer available. Thanks to everyone who tried it and please check out SubAligner, which has replaced it.
I’m not available 24/7 to help you phase align your main to your sub, but ZOID is.
ZOID is a Facebook chatbot that can walk you step-by-step through a main+sub alignment and even email you a report when he’s done. And, to be honest, he’s more patient than I am. :)
What can ZOID do?
- Create an overlap or unity crossover from scratch.
- Detect a polarity inversion.
- Suggest delay settings.
- Convert distance offsets into delay times.
What can’t ZOID do?
- Complex math. (He’s just a kid!)
- Judge good from bad.
- Chit chat. This isn’t AI…yet.
So what are you waiting for? Meet ZOID.
Just click the link and type GO.
Need more information? Here’s a tutorial:

For some reason, the reddened “Meet ZOID” link on https://www.sounddesignlive.com/zoid-sound-system-tuning-chatbot/ lands @ “Messenger” login: https://www.messenger.com/login.php?next=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.messenger.com%2Ft%2F125459018155410%2F%3Fmessaging_source%3Dsource%253Apages%253Amessage_shortlink%26source_id%3D1441792%26recurring_notification%3D0
thnx mnx
Hey Richard. Yes, that’s correct. Zoid is a Facebook Messenger Chatbot.